Team Swimwear Fitting on May 12!
The good news is: There is no plaid! That just leaves the Ugli, which, for 2012, doesn't really live up to its name (take a look to the right)...
Saturday, May 12, 2012, from 8:00am to 11:00am, SwimVille USA product professionals will be on hand at the Club to oversee fittings for the official competition suits of Team Sailfish. Orders placed at this event will not only be properly sized, but they will arrive in time for the first meet of the season...
The SwimVille USA pros will have swim swag and staples for athletes and agents to peruse and purchase as well. Do you have questions about goggles? Talk to them! Do you enjoy saying the word "chamois" in casual conversation? Talk to them!
This is a rain or shine event. Don't miss out!
LIMITED TIME AVAILABILITY!
All New for 2-0-1-2! Holla!
Dad fell asleep so I'm typing this for him.
The new cap design is Beast! It's kinda got an all business layout on one side and an artsy-fartsy splashy-looking two color handwriting thing on the other. Just look to your right a bit. Seriously, stop reading and look.
See? Get it? Right brain, left brain. He tried to explain it to me the other day and then went looking for some PBS documentary to DVR. I just know that there's no more yellow and it looks Cool! The bad news is, half of my saved recordings are now missing.
Anyway, it's silicone. It's blue like the TYR team suits. It's heavy duty. It has a pocket and built-in headphones for my iPod. It folds out into a full size bed. It cures the common cold. Are you still reading this?
I told him he should just print "Hollister" on it and sell each one for forty bucks! He looked at me like I was a side dish that he hadn't ordered. Whatev.
One more thing, everybody. Don't tell my Dad that I typed this. I want to see how long it takes him to notice.
Also, it looks like there's still more to come!
Dad edit: There's always more to come...